- I used to have such a huge crush on Tomas and was devastated when I learned you two are together. Venla confesses. - There you go. Big teenage heartbreak!
– Oh gosh! He’s yours for all I care!
They both burst into amused laughter.
– He was the only guy who actually spoke to me and probably did it out of pity but I thought he was The most perfect guy there ever was back then.
– Sorry. Going to burst your bubble. He’s far from it, Oona shakes her head. – He’s never there, buys you expensive things trying to apologize for that and is so snobby elitist it’s infuriating. Good Just isn't enough. He’s full of annoying habits and it’s superhard to get anything out of him If he’s not in the mood for talking.
– I totally get that! I sometimes need to use pincers to get even half a word out of Ilari when he’s grumpy and I’m trying to figure what’s going on.
- Oh, I KNOW. I could start a dictionary on Grunt - Finnish - Grunt.
Venla giggles to mental Image Oona displays for her.
- I'd buy that!
– Men, Oona says.
– Men, Venla agrees. – Can’t live with them but can’t live without them.
– Mm. True, Oona smirks. – I’ll drink to that!
– Are you feeling better now? Venla wants to know seeing Oona finally relaxing.
– Hmm?
– You said you have cried a little flood in Ronja’s place.
– Ha, that. I broke down to pieces and now I’m trying to figure out who I really am on my own. I may look cool but I assure you it’s just facade. I’m just a huge mess. Oona draws a long sigh and looks the color of her wine.
– Fake it till you make it. Venla says symphatetically.
- Well said! I’m still missing Tomas. Well, the way he used to be, the man he was when I fell in love with him. Man that doesn't exist anymore. Then I remember how it was for years and I’m happy it’s over. I can be real me without him resenting my choices.
– Oh. I didn’t think he was that kind of person. Venla found herself suprised with this new info.
– Well. He hates tattoos. Doesn’t like my type of music and always had a problem with me working in a bar. I had to hide real me when he was present. Gosh. Even sex was mostly faking from my side. Not going to miss that.
– Oh god. You really burst my bubble, Venla buries her face into her hands. - Next you tell me he’s size of a shrimp.
– Nope, Oona laughs. – He’s only man I’ve been with but if you call that a shrimp I’d run away with terror seeing the big snakes.
Venla looks her with large eyes, blushes deeply and then breaks down in hysterical laughter.
– You are killing me! I can't breath! Venla giggles, has hard time to control her laughter. – I can’t look him to eyes next time we meet!
– You asked! Oona sticks her tongue out and laughs too.
– That was way too much information! Venla can't stop her giggles.
- That sounded way too interesting, female voice calls from the door. – Who’s hung like that?
– My ex, Oona says and looks at the curvy woman at greenhouse door.
– Susanna! You made it! Venla jumps up to hug her and introduces her to Oona.
– Mind If I join you? Looks you are already in giggly subjects. Susanna hands Venla another bottle of wine. – Without knowing anything about this I’ll just say too big isn’t fun.
Venla nods.
– I totally agree. She giggles. – I vote for pleasure not hurting!
– Yep and oww! Nevermore of that! Susanna laughs her heart out.
Oona is little bewildered. Her gang never talked liked this (they were dirty on another subjects) but these girls were like fresh air. It was a good idea to come here after all.
- Why are you hiding here anyway? You got a big house with cosy couches and all that jazz.
– Jesse, Venla sighs.
– Oh no. Don’t tell me…?
– He’s a bit too single and looking. Emphasizing the looking part. If looking would leave a stain my bum would be marked all over.
– And some bullshit he’s been mouthing. Oona adds. Yeah, she would be stained all over too.
– Shit. I thought it ended with Iida, Susanna rolls her eyes. – He’s never been able to look me into the eyes.
– And who we can blame for that mrs. Cleavage. Venla chuckles.
– Hey, my girls are my trademark. People know me from my boobs!
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