S2 67. Calm down

-Hey man. You really need to cool down, Ilari says to Jesse as he comes to sauna. 
– Huh? 
– Girls won’t come to sauna cause they think you are pushy and oggling. 
– Fuck. 
– And you are. 
– Am I? Jesse sounds genuinely suprised.
– Dude, really, Toni rolls his eyes too. 
– Sorry, I... but that biker chick is SO hot. Have you seen how she moves? 
– Well. We can all agree on that, but hold your horses. Drink less think more. 
– Howcome she’s with Iiro? Jesse let's out frustrated sound.
– Who’s with me? Iiro comes in too. 
– Jesse got into overdrive with your new friend, Toni explains. 
Iiro chuckles. 
– How do you think it’s like to draw her when she’s totally nude and has that femme fatale aura on her. 
– You what? Jesse almost shouts. 
– She’s my model. I see her naked every week, Iiro shrugs. 
- How the Hell?
- Learn to draw and repeat after me, Iiro has a cocky grin.
- I don’t get that. Howcome you always get all the babes? 
– I talk to them? Iiro laughs. Come on. 
– But…how? Jesse rubs his temple. 
– Didn’t you date my sister? What’s with all this talk? Iiro cuts his line of thought before he can continue.
– They broke off, Toni says. 
– Iida is always either training, they have competitions coming up and now olympics. Jesse sighs. – Our schedules never met. 
– I get it. But how did you got started on first place? Iiro raises his brow.
– She just took her shirt off and.. 
– I don’t want to hear this! Ilari informs them. – Let’s pretend it never happened blah blah blah, not listening! 
– You are suprisingly sensitive considering you always say you don’t care about Iida or rest of the family, Iiro finds big bro amusing. 
– I don’t, Ilari goes into defensive tone. 
– Whatever man. Believe what you want.
– Can I ask what’s the thing with Iiro and you? Venla asks when guys are finished and girls get sauna for themselves.
Oona laughs out. 
– We’re friends. He’s like my best male friend nowadays. 
– Friends or ’friends”? Venla isn't sure.
– Just friends. 

- He’s crushing on you I can tell. Venla says with certainty.
– No he doesn’t, Oona shakes her head. 
– I tell you he is! Venla looks like she’s about to reveal a secret. - He's so into you.
– He has a girlfriend.
– He has? I didn’t know? Venla looks bewildered. When did this happen? It was just little time ago when Iiro was so heartbroken over Oona dating. – I could have sworn… you two look like you could be a couple anyway. Like made to be. 
Oona laughs. 
– That’s a funny thought! Haven’t thought about it, she chuckles. – Ok. I have to admit I love to see him smile. It makes me feel warm inside too. 
– And he has the most cutest puppy eyes, Venla agrees. 
– Yeah, he’s cute, Oona admits. – After he dropped that stupid player act he is so kind and pretty deep guy. We have become close, but then again, he's hopeless frog farmer. 
Venla giggles at that. 
- A what?
- He's dropping frogs out of his mouth so much it's like he's farming them, Oona laughs too.
– Never heard that expression before but you are right. He always says the most inappropiate and thoughless things! 

Ilari knocks on the sauna door. 
– We are waiting. Are you still taking a long time? 
There’s loud laughters, whooing echoing to upper floor and men got curious what was happening in girls sauna. 
– Don’t you dare come in now! Venla giggles from the other side of the door. 
- Okay?
– We’ll be there soon. If you are too hungry you can sta—wooooow, that was good! Her voice turn into giggles again. 

– What are you doing? Ilari frowns. 
– Susanna is teaching us how to swirl tassels. Except we don’t have tassels just now. Venla sounds excited. - She’s so good! She can do both directions and diffirent directions at the same time. 
– Yeeeeees! Oona yells at the background. – Check this out! I got it!
- Just like it! Use your knees! Susanna cheers.

– You…WHAT?! Ilari blinks.
Whatever they thought girls were doing this wasn’t it. 
– Susanna got into burlesque and she’s teaching us some tricks. It’s difficult. I got only other boob spinning.
– I think you just broke my brain, Ilari says head full of mental images of said action. 
– Oh, you’re wellcome, Venla laughs. – Go up and tell guys to start with food already. I’ll show you later what I’ve learned!

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